Twitter

Twenty-five Twittericans To Talk To Through Twitter

Twitter is a tool to... OK, I'll stop it now...

Twitter, at it's heart, is a micro blogging tool. However, in my opinion it isn't as much a tool to talk about yourself, as it is a tool to read about others.

Because when twitter really, REALLY becomes interesting is when you get a community whom you can identify and whom also identifies with you.

This, however, posits an interesting conundrum. Who should I read on twitter then? For me it's mostly other Puerto Ricans who are on twitter who are also engaging in witty banter, idle chitchat, or helpful advice.

Here's a list of twenty-five twittericans you won't be wrong to follow:

@anamrosado
@ancient_buho
@attenea
@dianadhevi
@edythemighty
@gabopagan
@jmonterrey
@Joenid
@joeprog
@jorgebauer
@katsushiro
@lherrero
@lucymfel
@miguelrios
@mutantreptile
@petevalle
@punkylady
@rafamejia
@rafitorres
@ramcosca
@rmediavilla
@theblogmachine
@zensolo
@zerito
@zerock

So which one of those is me? Well, I'm not on that list. But don't worry I'm not that difficult to find! See you on twitter!

7 Things You Didn't Want To Know About Me

So, um, fellow boriblogger Rafi Torres tagged me in his 7 Things You May Not Know About Me meme post. I really dislike "forced" memes and never participate in stuff like this. I will comply because... well, because Rafi has made me laugh too much on Twitter, because I'm trying to be a good citizen of the twitter/boriblogger community and because I told myself to do things differently this year. I will however not tag anyone else because I like to see grown memes die. Yes, I am insensitive and charming! ;-)

Here goes nothing:

  1. Perhaps because of my upbringing I have lived a rather sterile life. I've never gotten drunk into unconsciousness, never smoked a cigarette. I have never been imprisoned and I rode a police car once because my cousin, a policeman, was driving it. I've only been out of Puerto Rico once. I've never done no drugs. I've never been disloyal to my wife or paid for a prostitute. All this "correctness" sometimes grates on me.
  2. I remember the last time I confessed to a priest. It was the day before my wedding. I told the priest in no uncertain terms that I did not believe in god. The priest absolved me, but gave me no penitence. Perhaps he knew it would have been moot.
  3. For those of you who've only known me on Twitter: I am not bold and funny. In real life I am shy, serious, and downright boring. However, if I get to know you and trust you then maybe maybe I'll be different...
  4. Also for the people on twitter: I do not believe any of the good things I say about myself. I don't think I'm smart or intelligent, confident or capable, not even humble and certainly not brave.
  5. I always buy the cheapest clothes possible. I know that clothes make the man. But I have no idea how to make myself look better, so I don't even try.
  6. I am a somewhat well controlled (digital) packrat. I have thousands of comic books. Hundreds of books. Almost every mainstream video game console made and all the video games I have ever bought. I have hundreds of thousands of Japanese AV and gravure idol pictures. I have gigs of digitized video, pictures, books, music, games and whathaveyou... Just. Like. All. Of. You!
  7. I used to go fishing with my dad at Isla de Cabras... For all the whinnying I do about my father I have to say we did spend some good times together. I remember always falling asleep on the way home while listening to Quique y Tomás... And that's all I gots to say about that...

And there you have it. Seven things that, perhaps, you didn't know about me. Seven true things. And for being true they are absolutely boring and uninteresting, the same as my life. That's why I tend to "enhance" the truth when I write on my blog... To try and make it interesting.

Now excuse me while I go get high, steal a cop car, fuck some whores and knock off some gas stations!

the information soldier is the filthy by-product of clean living...

Lost In Translation

Twitter Autobiography - A Twitter Experiment In 40 Tweets

I'll try to keep it short...

I had been asking myself; if somehow twitter could be made more interesting, if not for others, at least for me. But, don't get me wrong! I love twitter (as long as the failwhale is nowhere to be seen). I thought about doing a novel or a novelette, or some sort of similar narrative. However, the efforts I had seen in a similar vein made by other (better writers than me!) seemed no to be too cohesive. To my mind they seemed to drift... never to gain any traction in my mind and generate enough interest for me to go and pick up the missed tweets that inevitably came up in the timeline.

As I was asking myself the same question, or it was more like a command (Make twitter more interesting!), I also saw that my number of tweets was steadily climbing (I've gotten addicted to twitter!). First, I wanted to reach two thousand tweets as fast as possible; but when I reached 1949 tweets I thought: "Hey! Wouldn't it be cool to make a novel where each tweet comprised one year of time in the story?" Obviously, the year 1950 could provide plenty of starting ground to make an interesting novel. Obviously the challenge is to write the novel fast enough so that people and I didn't loose interest after the first couple tweets. The problem was, I only knew the starting year for the novel. But how many tweets would it take? How many "years"? And this is where I thought about the other problem which twitter novels have... They seem to go on forever, to be ongoing... And that goes counter to twitter's philosophy of 140 characters at a time... A.K.A:= Keep It Short Stupid!! (The twitter culture's KISS)

And then it hit me... Why not a biography? Each tweet is each year in the person's life... But who to write it about? I've never researched anyone in my life, for real. So the obvious choice was myself... Just another average IT geek, with an idea that perhaps has not been tried before. A twitter auto biography. A twittbio, a fellow twitter called it.

Since twitter is also crowdsourcing at it's best; of course I consulted with my fellow twitterer's about the idea...

About the format of tweets I came up with:

tweet/year# year summary or personal recollection. #man #event #technology #book|movie|song #woman

And about keeping it under 40 tweets... Short, sweet and manageable

They said... Go for it!

And here it goes!

P.S.: I'm having a bitch of a time writing the tweets for the 80's!

P.P.S.: I know that perhaps there is no actual relationship between the number of tweets I've made and the way twitter represents it's data. But hey, let's not be so picky!

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